spedneck

special education + redneck

The spednecks sing old Garth Brooks songs on the bus every day.

by brett1983 January 13, 2008

sledneck

A term used to define a person from a mountain state, no fucking flatlanders, that tears it up on a snowmobile.

D'you see that fuckin sledneck who wrecked his shit into a tree?

by Hitman537 December 23, 2005

Sledneck

Someone who lives in Alaska that enjoys skinny dipping in ice cold lakes, rides a snowmobile and snowboard, lives in Juneau, likes death metal rooster, and dresses up as a paint sample man. The bros of the North.

Dude, Kyran is such a sledneck.

by destinyless February 3, 2015

sledneck

Any idiot from Alaska who drives a truck with a lift kit, carries snowmobiles in the bed even when it's fucking summer, and believes their kind are the only kind allowed on the roads or live in The Last Frontier. Usually seen wearing flannel, hoodies, waders, and has a beard only a Mennonite could love.

Did you hear John wrecked his Subaru? Fucking sledneck cut 'em off and ended up putting it in a ditch.

by nate1276 September 11, 2011

sledneck

A Canadian redneck.

"Is that pickup truck-driving sledneck really still kissing my tail in when I'm already going 30 above the limit?"

by Eh Canadeh November 25, 2019

Maurice Spednick

definition and background: from the Latin: Hoardus Retardus: When one hoards much of an item and sequentially makes use of none of it

When Eric, the faker, collected 500 oranje juice cartons and drank a mere 2 cartons, Ari, the ugliest kid ever, said that at the moment he was very Maurice Mednick.

by Jumpin Jax Well September 5, 2004

sped neck

A sped neck is a a retard redneck

Your such a sped neck Dylan

How am I a sped neck
Your a retard redneck so your a sped neck

by Deck your nan December 15, 2018