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A term used to define a person from a mountain state, no fucking flatlanders, that tears it up on a snowmobile.
Sledneck
Someone who lives in Alaska that enjoys skinny dipping in ice cold lakes, rides a snowmobile and snowboard, lives in Juneau, likes death metal rooster, and dresses up as a paint sample man. The bros of the North.
Sledneck by destinyless February 3, 2015
sledneck
Any idiot from Alaska who drives a truck with a lift kit, carries snowmobiles in the bed even when it's fucking summer, and believes their kind are the only kind allowed on the roads or live in The Last Frontier. Usually seen wearing flannel, hoodies, waders, and has a beard only a Mennonite could love.
Did you hear John wrecked his Subaru? Fucking sledneck cut 'em off and ended up putting it in a ditch.
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"Is that pickup truck-driving sledneck really still kissing my tail in when I'm already going 30 above the limit?"
sledneck by Eh Canadeh November 25, 2019
Maurice Spednick
definition and background: from the Latin: Hoardus Retardus: When one hoards much of an item and sequentially makes use of none of it
When Eric, the faker, collected 500 oranje juice cartons and drank a mere 2 cartons, Ari, the ugliest kid ever, said that at the moment he was very Maurice Mednick.
Maurice Spednick by Jumpin Jax Well September 5, 2004
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sped neck by Deck your nan December 15, 2018