Someone who lives in Alaska that enjoys skinny dipping in ice cold lakes, rides a snowmobile and snowboard, lives in Juneau, likes death metal rooster, and dresses up as a paint sample man. The bros of the North.
Any idiot from Alaska who drives a truck with a lift kit, carries snowmobiles in the bed even when it's fucking summer, and believes their kind are the only kind allowed on the roads or live in The Last Frontier. Usually seen wearing flannel, hoodies, waders, and has a beard only a Mennonite could love.
Did you hear John wrecked his Subaru? Fucking sledneck cut 'em off and ended up putting it in a ditch.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!