Shorterism

a word to praise to our god shorter wong.

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”

by shorterswife November 3, 2020

Shortism

The act of giving hate to short people. It’s like homophobia except your not afraid of short people, you just don’t like them. it’s extremely disrespectful.

“hey look at chad! he’s 4’10. loser!”
“dude, that’s shortism”

by ShortismHater69 October 5, 2021

Eco-sharerism

A shameless and somewhat imposing public display of eco-friendliness that generally breaks social behavioral codes and is innitially considered socially unacceptable.
The act must be shameless, but may also be briefly verbally or non-verbally communicated and blessed (through bow and prayer hands, thumbs up, song, or anything else Pauli Shore would do) to any witnesses of the act.

So just in this afternoon of us hanging out you buried your avacodo peels in with the mall's potted plants; you then used the public restroom and reminded everyone in there by example AND song that "if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down!" and then you drew blue chalk circles with the RECYCLE logo on the side walk next to every public trash bin we've passed. What's up with that?!?

THAT, little sheep, is Eco-Sharerism at it's best! Someday everyone will know my wrath...and the "yellow mellow, brown down" song!

by DissentingLemming January 1, 2009

scooterism

The practice of religiously falling off of one's scooter and/or moped.. and possibly their Vespa?

Anyway, they then wah about their knee-scabs. An excellent candidate for and ambulance chaser with uptarded intelligence.

See also Warclaidhm.

by Kevinhm December 26, 2004

Shysterism

The act of being a shyster, one whom runs scams, is full of shit, dishonest and /or shady….

I am so tired of Matt and his shysterism, he's always running some type of scam!

by NIKKY T February 2, 2014

Shelterism

The act of sheltering your child from every “bad” thing in the world until adulthood, causing multiple social disorders.

My poor friend’s parents practice shelterism.

by Probel Chuvak August 14, 2018

Shortism

The ability to write a whole sentence with shortened or slanged words.
usually used by online gamers or people who type slow.

Tony:lol k,gf u.
^^
Translation
vv
-laugh out loud- Okay, Good fight you.


devon:why you using shortism?

by Converse_Dottor February 17, 2009