Shartenis

A sharp and tiny penis

Larry has a shartenis

by Grenisthewenis July 22, 2017

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

SHARKEISHA NO!

A plead of someone who don't wanna get there ass kicked!

Don't kick her sharkeisha... SHARKEISHA NO!!

by Bunnyboo123 April 27, 2015

Sharkeisha

( Char • kee • shuh ) Verb. 1. To Punch The Soul From Another Being's Body.

"She Sharkeisha 'd That Hoe !"

by A'lexus November 27, 2013

Shartoning

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Penis Sharpening

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.

Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.

by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010

Sharkeisha

One of the most ridiculous ghetto names in the history of mankind.

*known for beating up another young woman who also had a ridiculous name, but was far more attractive than her.

Person A: I want to name my baby Sharkeisha,

Person B: Why the fuck would you want that?

Person A: Because, Javonte, Dontarious, Quenchetta just don't fit.

by Ghetto name hunter January 1, 2014