Shartarius

A traditional African-American name with a rich, complex history, Shartarius is derived from the ancient African-American tradition of sharting, the act of simultaneously shitting and farting. The name Shartarius is usually given to people who have the distinctive African-American scent of burning faeces and marijuana. The first person with this name was the famed civil rights leader Shartarius bin Laquarius Dinglestein IV, an Afro-Jewish-American transgender adult performer and liberator of the oppressed. Shartarius is Latin for "he who does not wash his ass", a fitting name for an especially hydrophobic nigga.

Nigga 1: Ayo muh nigga I need to lay one massive juicy shart in somebody's mouth
Nigga 2: Ayo wut the fuck nigga I ain't doing none of that gay shit
Nigga 1: Well Shartarius ain't here so you better open yo mouth nigga

by ChigginNiggers January 20, 2025

Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

shartreuse

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.

"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

by LongStrokin'YerMomma July 31, 2009

shartreuse

When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.

When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.

by JnewTX October 11, 2011

Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits

The queen of all f*** boys. He's one of those guys that little girls love for no reason. You'd think he'd be at least cute but he's uglier then the devil's Butt

"Your Thot cousin is such a Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits"

by Someone Yue June 7, 2016

Jacob sartorius

A boy who got famous by musically by body rolling and biting his lip for 9 year olds and then thought he could sing because he lipsynced on musically so much it make him think it's super easy. Then on his first music video sweatshirt a sweatshirt was randomly moving around probably trying to get away from him then later on in life became a loser.

Oh yeah that jacob sartorius kid. He's a elf

by Scammer_gets_scammed March 10, 2019