A traditional African-American name with a rich, complex history, Shartarius is derived from the ancient African-American tradition of sharting, the act of simultaneously shitting and farting. The name Shartarius is usually given to people who have the distinctive African-American scent of burning faeces and marijuana. The first person with this name was the famed civil rights leader Shartarius bin Laquarius Dinglestein IV, an Afro-Jewish-American transgender adult performer and liberator of the oppressed. Shartarius is Latin for "he who does not wash his ass", a fitting name for an especially hydrophobic nigga.
Nigga 1: Ayo muh nigga I need to lay one massive juicy shart in somebody's mouth
Nigga 2: Ayo wut the fuck nigga I ain't doing none of that gay shit
Nigga 1: Well Shartarius ain't here so you better open yo mouth nigga
Nigga 2: Ayo wut the fuck nigga I ain't doing none of that gay shit
Nigga 1: Well Shartarius ain't here so you better open yo mouth nigga
by ChigginNiggers January 21, 2025