When a dog or person so violently voices their opinion that they accidentally projectile squirt diarrhoea out their anus at the same time.
1) my dog drank too much sea water at the beach and shartbarked all over our kitchen floor when we didn’t let him outside in time.
2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.
2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.
by TheNortoSaurus February 11, 2023