Skip to main content

ShaftBack

When when you flash back to seeing only the shaft of a friend's penis while they are pretending to show the whole penis
I was sitting on the couch when I

had a ShaftBack and remembered my friends penis
by NippleShire September 30, 2017
mugGet the ShaftBack mug.

Shitback

-noun
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's back and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

-verb
The act of producing a shitback

-adjective
Having characteristics of shitback.

See also shitleg and shitbaby
Oh no, the kid's got shitback!

Quick! Grab the change pad, he's shitbacking!

These diapers suck - he's all shitbacky.
by ochawan October 13, 2008
mugGet the Shitback mug.
Related Words

shakeback

When you get knocked down, and you grind back to the top.
ex. We got beat but we gon shakeback till we poppin again.
by BabyBigDaddy May 12, 2016
mugGet the shakeback mug.

saltback

Main Entry: salt·back

Pronunciation: \sȯlt-ˌbak\
Function: noun

Etymology: from the practice of running from Europe and crossing the Atlantic Ocean to The Americas
Date: 2009
usually offensive : a European who enters Anahuac

illegally
usually offensive : a European who enters Anahuac

illegally is a saltback
by cavalier2009 September 5, 2009
mugGet the saltback mug.

shaftwack

simply when a man takes his penis and hits somebody in the face with it
"jon gave me a shaftwack when i was asleep and woke me up"
by trevor hackl November 6, 2005
mugGet the shaftwack mug.

scatback

An unusually fast and elusive offensive back in American football.
It was impossible for the defensive linemen to catch and tackle the scatback.
by Gregory W. May 19, 2008
mugGet the scatback mug.

Quack Quack Seatback

Similar to "Fives" or calling "shotgun", "Quack Quack Seatback" is a common way to lay short-term claim to a seat you're about to vacate when with a larger group. Sometimes shortened to "Quacks."
Person A: "Hey, you stole my seat."
Person B: "It's my seat now."
Person C: "No, he called Quack Quack Seatback. Move it."
by Joe G! January 5, 2006
mugGet the Quack Quack Seatback mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email