shartmare
1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.
2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream
2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream
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shartmare • Sharkmare • shartmart • Shart marks • Shart Martyr • Shartface • shamare • sharmarke • Shareware • Sharmake
Shareware
Software downloaded from the internet, or transfered via CD/Floppy disk, that is one or more of the following.
a.) Works for a limited time, then requires payment
b.) Works for a limited time, then becomes Nagware
c.) Works forever, but has limited features from the full-blown version
d.) Works forever, but requests nicely that if you really do like it, it would be Politically Correct for you to purchase it
a.) Works for a limited time, then requires payment
b.) Works for a limited time, then becomes Nagware
c.) Works forever, but has limited features from the full-blown version
d.) Works forever, but requests nicely that if you really do like it, it would be Politically Correct for you to purchase it
Shartface
n. shart-fays
Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
Shartface by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010
shartmart
Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
Shitmare
Dude, last night I had the worst shitmare ever! Not only did I have to clean my sheets but I also had to scrub it off the walls!
Shitmare by I-Am-Sketchy July 9, 2011
sharmarke
See no evil or may be protected from evil, good luck etc
other ways to spell. Shermarke Shamarke Sharmake Sharmaarke Shermaarke Shemaarke
Abdirashid Ali sharmarke was the 2nd President of the Republic of Somalia.
other ways to spell. Shermarke Shamarke Sharmake Sharmaarke Shermaarke Shemaarke
Abdirashid Ali sharmarke was the 2nd President of the Republic of Somalia.
Shar ma arke (Somali name) is made up from two words (Shar) is arabic word witch means bad or -objectionable aspects of the behaviour- or evil, not good etc. Ma arke witch is (Somali word HA-ARKIN)don't see, be guarded from evil. Sharmarke Shar-ha-arkin
sharmarke by Dhaqancelis April 5, 2008
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!