Shanktop 

A Shanktop is a Tank Top that has a fake shirt beneath it - With fake shirt arms and fake shirt collar.

"Phil ? Is that a new TankTop you got there ?"

"Nope, it's a new ShankTop !!"

Shanktop by Phil Longman March 28, 2008

sharktopus 

An amalgamation of shark and octopus. Any creature that seems to be comprised solely of teeth and flailing limbs.

My puppy seems to spend half her time on her back with her mouth open and legs kicking at the air. She's such a little sharktopus!

sharktopus by punkriffic April 28, 2008

shankopotamus 

A golfer gravely afflicted by the "s" word of golf--the shanks (i.e., hitting the ball off the hosel of the club, resulting in shots that go pretty much dead right with relatively little distance).

A bad golfer, like from the etrade commercial a shankopotamus

shankopotamus by Stewisawesome February 1, 2009

shanktown

a town in north london in the borough of enfield, edmonton, seperated between lower (n9) and upper (n18)

edmonton north london is shanktown

shanktown by aguywhoknowsstuff November 22, 2011

shankopotomus 

when a golfer is shanking the ball so bad he might as well be a hippopotomus.

Gayton is seriously a shankopotomus today.

shankopotomus by ezell714 February 2, 2009

shankopotomus 

derived from the word shank, word meaning to hit a golf ball to the side of the course opposite the golfer's stance.
Shankopotomus defines a golfer with a propensity for this error. Someone who is a large shanker. Double extra huge shanker. A shanker extraordinaire. Frank.

Go in the woods to find your ball- shankopotomus.

shankopotomus by islandchief October 24, 2009

sharktopus 

A sexual position so convoluted that the couple's extremities are in such dis-aray that nothing comprehensible can be made of the mass of writhing flesh and limbs. But the result viewed by an outsider would cause both shock and pure, awestruck hilarity to any observer. Such as the freak Sharktopus in the sci-fi movie of that name.

Shit bro- your mom threw such a sharktopus fuck session on me last night, I'll be over for tuna casserole tuesday EVERY week!

sharktopus by Pacidermiz Rex December 29, 2012