shankopotamus

A golfer gravely afflicted by the "s" word of golf--the shanks (i.e., hitting the ball off the hosel of the club, resulting in shots that go pretty much dead right with relatively little distance).

A bad golfer, like from the etrade commercial a shankopotamus

shankopotamus by Stewisawesome February 1, 2009

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shankopotamus

When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.

It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.

shankopotamus by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022

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Skankapotamus

A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.

There has been a skankapotamus sighting in the raleigh area!!

Skankapotamus by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009

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shankapotamus

Someone who has the "shanks" so bad and is all over the golf course. Someone not even capable of getting the ball off the ground, and then gets so mad he chucks his club every shot and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

The best example of a shankapotamus is Stephen Koytek.

shankapotamus by Mr Shandman February 23, 2009