Shambate 

When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.

Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.

Shambate by cloudfart November 24, 2014

shamateur 

An "amateur" athlete who is virtually professional.

The Oklahoma Sooners football team is made up of shamateurs.

shamateur by tcoiler November 29, 2012

Shabated 

When you’re taking a shit and you decide to masturbate. Or in the process of masturbating you end up shitting. See also defabating.

I was so horny when I was taking a dump I had to rub one out and I shabated.

Shabated by scythe74 November 24, 2018

Shanbate

Shanbate- word used for sad masterbation
(Crying over a girl while masturbating)

She dosent lie me oh well time to shanbate

Shanbate by Hallysadcunt October 8, 2019

Slambate 

Masturbating so much causing you chafe, soreness, or some irritation.

Miguel could not penetrate Nigel because his slambate was in full effect.

Slambate by Miggy Miggy February 26, 2023

shamate

Shamate is a aesthetic that comes from China. Very similar to Emo and Scene subcultures or Japan's Visual Kei, It was big in the 2000s but later died in the ass

wow that nigga is a shamate

shamate by soejopesjfspfjspefesfsfsef December 1, 2024