Slambate 

Masturbating so much causing you chafe, soreness, or some irritation.

Miguel could not penetrate Nigel because his slambate was in full effect.

Slambate by Miggy Miggy February 26, 2023

slambasted 

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...

I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...

slambasted by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006

slamatee 

A more obese version of a slam pig. A girl who would be doable if she lost 200+ pounds. A girl who is only fucked by desperate guys. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Amy and Kristie. A non endangered (unfortunately) female version of a manatee.

Damn look at those rolls!!! Jeff shes such a slamatee!!

slamatee by Jiggup June 11, 2006

Slamateur 

A person who is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

This punk is such a slamateur, he is new to, and not very good at, spoken word poetry.

Slamateur by dangermaus April 20, 2004

Shambate 

When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.

Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.

Shambate by cloudfart November 24, 2014

slambaked

When one is slammed from alcohol and baked as hell. Still functioning fine but hardly reserving.

Did you ever order that jimmy johns?
No dude I'm slambaked right now
I'll order it
Thanks man I have my card

slambaked by broperawinfrey November 12, 2013

slambaste 

v. to beat someone or slam them into a locker.
n. a good punch in the arm

Mom: "I'll slambaste you if you don't come downsstairs and clean the kitchen!"
Kid: "YES MA'AM!!!!"

slambaste by Candy T December 16, 2008