Shabated

When you’re taking a shit and you decide to masturbate. Or in the process of masturbating you end up shitting. See also defabating.

I was so horny when I was taking a dump I had to rub one out and I shabated.

by scythe74 November 25, 2018

Ass tar

The sticky, unyielding, slow moving, and clingy eradication of Thanksgiving dinner, usually encountered the following day.

Man I ate so much turkey, stuffing, and gravy that I had some nasty ass tar the next day.

by scythe74 November 24, 2018

shababy

When didn’t know you were pregnant and had to fart, so you try to blow ass but instead of gas you push a baby out like a horrible shart.

I was at Burger King and the damn girl in front of me ended up farting and having a Shababy. The manager gave me a free chocolate milkshake though so it was cool.

by scythe74 November 25, 2018

Melananus

The type of cancer one is afflicted with when you foolishly try to absorb vitamin D directly from the sun to your anus.

Did you hear about Karen? She tried that stupid holding her naked ass up to the sun to absorb more vitamin D and ended up getting melananus.

by scythe74 December 01, 2019