4 definitions by scythe74

The type of cancer one is afflicted with when you foolishly try to absorb vitamin D directly from the sun to your anus.
Did you hear about Karen? She tried that stupid holding her naked ass up to the sun to absorb more vitamin D and ended up getting melananus.
by scythe74 November 30, 2019
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The sticky, unyielding, slow moving, and clingy eradication of Thanksgiving dinner, usually encountered the following day.
Man I ate so much turkey, stuffing, and gravy that I had some nasty ass tar the next day.
by scythe74 November 23, 2018
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When didn’t know you were pregnant and had to fart, so you try to blow ass but instead of gas you push a baby out like a horrible shart.
I was at Burger King and the damn girl in front of me ended up farting and having a Shababy. The manager gave me a free chocolate milkshake though so it was cool.
by scythe74 November 24, 2018
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When you’re taking a shit and you decide to masturbate. Or in the process of masturbating you end up shitting. See also defabating.
I was so horny when I was taking a dump I had to rub one out and I shabated.
by scythe74 November 24, 2018
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