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When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.
Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.
by cloudfart November 24, 2014
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