shaken

Basketball term/ verb meaning someone is being skilled up/ crossed/ left or "given a dance" in game.

1) Jordan is on the ball...
Team-mate: "Shake him Jordan!"
Jordan crosses the defender, leaving him stumbling and scores his lay-up.

2) The defender was crosses twice and fell for the fake. He surely was shaken by the point guard.

shaken by LT_Pro November 25, 2013

shaken quake 

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

shaken quake by jaughter June 27, 2010

Shaken Negro Syndrome 

The sudden urge to shake some sense into an annoying grown black person. The shaking should be violent enough to repair the apparent brain damage.

Also referred to as SNS

This waitress is horrible, I feel a sudden case of Shaken Negro Syndrome is needed.

Shaken Negro Syndrome by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012

Shaken Man-tini 

A shaken man-tini is a sexual act, named after the alcoholic drink, the martini. It involves emptying the contents of a ballpoint pin and inserting opposite ends into the urethras of two penises until the glans (or heads) of the penises are touching, at which point the males begin to alternate ejaculations, forcing an ever-growing mass of semen back and forth between the penises.

The only drink gayer than an apple-martini, is a shaken man-tini.

Shaken Man-tini by EK1 January 20, 2011

shaken down 

Being financially extorted

Tommy was shaken down by the local mob

shaken down by LittleBollocks July 1, 2018

shaken but not stirred 

Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).

Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.

shaken but not stirred by QuacksO July 29, 2017

shaken not stirred 

Phrase used to diffrentiate between the act of shaking of the schlong (after urination) as compared to the act of masturbation. The phrase is best illustrated in the military when a drill sergeant barks at a recruit (who is urinating), "more than than three shakes is pleasure and that's not what you're here for.' The original phrase "shaken not stirred" has an obvious root in the James Bond movies, but also serves a different context. In this sense it is often used in contempt.

We were in a hurry, but Frank had to piss first. Damn, but he took forever in the mens room. Mike was getting pissed off and joked that maybe he was beating off. I finally stuck my head in the door and yelled, "LET'S GO! SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!"

shaken not stirred by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005