2 definitions by jaughter
To masturbate, by not actually consciously moving your hand.
The best option is to wait for an earthquake (Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world not along a fault line) but that is what makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
Follow these steps:
Step 1 - Hold genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).
Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (Warning: May take time).
Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
The best option is to wait for an earthquake (Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world not along a fault line) but that is what makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
Follow these steps:
Step 1 - Hold genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).
Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (Warning: May take time).
Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
by jaughter June 24, 2010
To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.
(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
Follow these steps to success:
Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).
Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).
Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
Follow these steps to success:
Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).
Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).
Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
by jaughter June 24, 2010