shagmeister 

similar to shagmaster, meaning exactly the same thing, but this is a term you would use to describe yourself..

I am a Shagmeister,
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.

shagmeister by Robin January 5, 2005

Swagmeister 

One's ability to have way too much swag.

2. Jesus, that girl Monica is one hell of a swagmeister!

1. I've just been swagger-jacked by that swagmeister!

Swagmeister by Jayboyee March 2, 2011

Swagmister 

A person who has so much ice, it feels like a midget is hanging from there necklace.

My pal said he liked my sandles, now he calls me the Swagmister

Swagmister by coolcat1234 June 4, 2010

swigmeister 

one of the hottest and most successfull players in runescape. Also a member of teamspeak with friends like overkill and mr tsr to keep him company. On mayhem maker forums he is known as the parkour crazy dancer guy

omg its swigmeister. *does dance emote in runescape*

are you the parkour guy? yea man its swigmeister

swigmeister by andrew mcswiggan November 11, 2006

Shankmeister 

A person who is often mistaken for another name, commonly Shank in the replacement of the last name Shane.

That boy is such a shankmeister, you can never get his last name right.

Shankmeister by Buzzandbirdy January 12, 2010

Shitmeister 

Shitmeister is a new meme on /b/ spawned from the instance when a britfag on YouTube named Acealiens took a shit on a newspaper, then covered it all over himself. However, the video was deleted an hour after being posted, and he was banned from the tubes. Shitmeister is a good pick to become the next Tubgirl or Goatse. His age is unknown. This is possibly even more disturbing and better than 2girls1cup.

Stephen: Did you saw Shitmeister last night?
Hugh: Isn't it stiffmeister?

Shitmeister by casdebom April 30, 2010

shitmeister 

Someone who is constantly in the crapper taking a monster shit.

"Where is John"
"That shitmeister is in the crapper again taking a gigantic dump."

shitmeister by Lauroland April 13, 2006