Definitions by vanhelZ1ng

shagmented

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits

wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!

shagmented by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016

Merch

High expectation of a forthcoming event, trip or function, as in, 'it will blow your socks off'

Hey Dude, That party this summer will be definitely be a sockblower

Sockblower by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016

Merch