Damien's definitions

camwhore

A modern definition of the word narcissist, from the word narcissism, only with a camera, camcorder, webcam, camera phone, etc. (see-media-whore)

nar•cis•sism

Pronunciation: (när'su-siz"em),
—n.
1. inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. Psychoanal.erotic gratification derived from admiration of one's own physical or mental attributes, being a normal condition at the infantile level of personality development. Also,nar•cismPronunciation: (när'siz-um).

Random House Unabridged Dictionary, Copyright © 1997, by Random House, Inc., on Infoplease

He/she is such a camwhore that he/she asks the clerk at the convenience store for a copy of their securtity video every time he/she buys a soda!

by Damien June 18, 2006

san fransisco

A person or action that is queer beyond words. The process of doing something that forces others to question your sexual preference.

Wow, that was very san fransisco of you.
You have been acting extremely san fransisco lately.

by Damien June 18, 2006

media-whore

Similar to a camwhore but one who takes extra excitement when the camera is attached to a member of the media, be it the press, movie sets, sports arenas, etc. Especially likes to be interviewed. May have to struggle to retrieve the microphone. Often can be found waving at the camera behind the scenes, sometimes with a sign. (See Today show or Good Morning America)

He is such a media-whore that he listens to the police radio so he can go to an accident scene to get interviewed by the news reporters.

by Damien June 18, 2006

paddywhackery

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".

"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"

by damien May 13, 2005

Squid

Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.

"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."

by Damien April 23, 2005

Mac OS X

Operating System used by 'mac whores', people who will buy anything with the mac logo on it. They would buy a bag of dog shit as long as it was coloured off white and had an apple on it. Mac OS X is an inferior operating system with many bugs yet mac whores bitch on about it all day because it's all they can use on their shitty off white pieces of crap

Mac OS X is just like windows wearing a Gucci sweater

by Damien April 11, 2005

hoo-ride

A party in a car, largely as a result of bangin' music on the radio. Most common in Southern New Mexico, Las Cruces and surrounding areas.

I always listen to Damien and Danny G on the 5 O'Clock Hoo-Ride on Hot 103.

by damien February 2, 2005