Shaftwork

A lengthy handjob paying close attention to the "shaft" of the penis.

Josh's mom gave me shaftwork like a pro last night.

by Rayne Mayne September 3, 2009

shaftwack

simply when a man takes his penis and hits somebody in the face with it

"jon gave me a shaftwack when i was asleep and woke me up"

by trevor hackl November 6, 2005

Softworks

A place or company that designs and builds software applications.

Bethesda Softworks is a software company that has created many popular video games.

by Corporate Samurai March 12, 2010

Shootwork

A wrestling term. The combination of shoot (real) and work (fake). Shootwork is where something happen's where a fan doesn't know if it was planned or unscripted. This is occasionally used to create unpredictability and to spice things up..

Cena's take down of Reigns last week was a perfect example of a shootwork. Cena was dropping truth bombs yet still remaining in character.

by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017

shaftwack

Dongslap right in the kisser!

Look hes passed out, quickly shaftwack James Prtr (not real name) (yes it is)

by Sunders August 31, 2008

shaftjockey

A dwarf or similarly vertically challenged being riding the shaft of a giant wonker

'Damn she might be small but that midgy is riding that cock like some freaky shaftjockey il tell ya'

by tuloola jigaboo June 7, 2007

shitworking

The act of networking meaninglessly using tools such as LinkedIn, ZoomInfo, etc. where no real benefit of association is expected or experienced.

I got three requests to join someone's Network on LinkedIn today. Total shitworking. I've only talked to one guy at a conference once six months ago. He must be looking for a job and doing some shitworking to build up his Rolodex.

by byrd390 May 19, 2008