shitworking

The act of networking meaninglessly using tools such as LinkedIn, ZoomInfo, etc. where no real benefit of association is expected or experienced.

I got three requests to join someone's Network on LinkedIn today. Total shitworking. I've only talked to one guy at a conference once six months ago. He must be looking for a job and doing some shitworking to build up his Rolodex.

by byrd390 May 19, 2008

Shitbooking

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!

by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

Social Sketworking

Social sketworking can be abbreviated to "sketworking". Browsing a social networking site for promiscuous looking mutual friends or "skets"

Contact is then made with said "sket", using any mutual friends or common interests as leverage against her thighs.

"Sketworking" is not to be confused neither with "Hohunting" nor "Slagtagging", both which are completely separate activities.

Bro I'm bored. Ima do some social sketworking real quick.

by callmefunny April 5, 2011

Shitbooking

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

shitcording

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.

I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.

by RectalThermom July 23, 2017

Shitboring

so boring that taking a shit is less boring.

man this game is shitboring. i hate platform games...

by jonny four fingers January 2, 2010

shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can

LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!

by weap September 11, 2005