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shitworking 

The act of networking meaninglessly using tools such as LinkedIn, ZoomInfo, etc. where no real benefit of association is expected or experienced.
I got three requests to join someone's Network on LinkedIn today. Total shitworking. I've only talked to one guy at a conference once six months ago. He must be looking for a job and doing some shitworking to build up his Rolodex.
shitworking by byrd390 May 19, 2008
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Shitbooking 

Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010

Social Sketworking 

Social sketworking can be abbreviated to "sketworking". Browsing a social networking site for promiscuous looking mutual friends or "skets"

Contact is then made with said "sket", using any mutual friends or common interests as leverage against her thighs.

"Sketworking" is not to be confused neither with "Hohunting" nor "Slagtagging", both which are completely separate activities.
Bro I'm bored. Ima do some social sketworking real quick.

Shitbooking 

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).
After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"
Shitbooking by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

shitcording 

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.
I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.
shitcording by RectalThermom July 23, 2017

Shitboring 

so boring that taking a shit is less boring.
man this game is shitboring. i hate platform games...
Shitboring by jonny four fingers January 2, 2010

shitcocking

The act of being an immature, foulmouthed, idiot on a forum, in a chatroom or on an online game chat system simply because you're anonymous, you have a (relatively) captive audience, and because you can
LOL! I pwned you you biatch! I'm going to f*ck you right in the ass with this Redeemer now you fag!
shitcocking by weap September 11, 2005