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Shartwork 

When you release your bowels on the wall and make a beautiful work of art out of it.
Billy: What's with all this shit on the wall?
Jared: Get this through your head: this isn't just shit, this is some high quality shartwork.
Billy: This still looks like shit.
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Shartwork 

When your poop forms into a beautiful image floating in the toilet.
I went for my morning poo and got up to see the Mona Lisa from my droppings. It was a wonderful piece of shartwork.
Shartwork by The Loose Stool March 12, 2010
A working pr strategy designed to make the consultant or the consultancy company look good without necessarily delivering any promised benefit to the client.
The product launch failed but the stratwork was so good that it actually caught the attention of would-be clients. I say they're suckers if they actually fall for that!

If you need a second opinion, ask your media friends. They can tell which pr strategy is good and which one is just a stratwork.

Since when did you start believing in a stratwork? I tell you its all nice sounding as most strategies do but it won't work!
stratwork by Joex August 15, 2007

stratworks 

A strategic or clever betrayal by a person or organization, especially one effected after taking advantage of your trust, services, talents, and/or loyalty.
The stratwork on her was so smooth she didn't got a hint of it until it as all too late.

The company stratworked him into believing that everything will be done in the spirit of fairness but in the end they sued him.

The project failed all right but the stratworks behind is so fine you'd gladly do it all over again, if you are dumb.
stratworks by El Morbo April 16, 2007
when you have a diet high in greasy food, you leave behind residue in your underwear called shartmarks when you fart. your farts have liquid fuel that occasionally, accidentally end up with a bit too much substance behind them.
"too much take out has left Steven no choice to replace his boxers due to excessive shartmarks"
shartmark by stevenjchamplin December 26, 2012

Shootwork 

A wrestling term. The combination of shoot (real) and work (fake). Shootwork is where something happen's where a fan doesn't know if it was planned or unscripted. This is occasionally used to create unpredictability and to spice things up..
Cena's take down of Reigns last week was a perfect example of a shootwork. Cena was dropping truth bombs yet still remaining in character.
Shootwork by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017

Shartcore 

a musical genre that is a cross between a shit a fart and hardcore

the audible essence of the color brown
"the Phlowers are my favorite Shartcore band."
Shartcore by The Phlowers February 28, 2012
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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