shaftwack

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simply when a man takes his penis and hits somebody in the face with it

"jon gave me a shaftwack when i was asleep and woke me up"

shaftwack by trevor hackl November 6, 2005

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shaftwack

Dongslap right in the kisser!

Look hes passed out, quickly shaftwack James Prtr (not real name) (yes it is)

shaftwack by Sunders August 31, 2008

Related Words

shaftwack • shaftwacker • ShaftBack • Shatwacker • Shaft Jacket • Shaft jacking • Shaft Jackstall • shaft packet • Shaft tackle • shitwack

shaftwack

Dongslap right in the kisser!

Look hes passed out, quickly shaftwack James Prtr (not real name)

shaftwack by N.Saunders April 27, 2006

shitwack

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads

"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"

shitwack by DJsunkid December 30, 2005

Shazzwack

Something that just happened, Something crazy!

Dude did you see that accident, it was Shazzwack....Damn that chick is Shazzwack.

Shazzwack by Zahir Islam January 14, 2008

ShaftBack

When when you flash back to seeing only the shaft of a friend's penis while they are pretending to show the whole penis

I was sitting on the couch when I

had a ShaftBack and remembered my friends penis

ShaftBack by NippleShire September 30, 2017

shattackular

adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels

Jessica Alba's performance in Good Luck Chuck was shattackular and I was forced to change my pants.

shattackular by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026