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shabstinence 

(1) doing everything possibly imaginable with the opposite sex, except for intercourse. (2) Having sex with a girl who has a twin, so in a sense you have shagged and also kept abstinence.
(Q) Hey man how far did you get with that girl last night.
(A) Lets just say I kept my shabstinence.

Shastina 

Goddess of fertility! Hot sexy mama, loves to dance and music is her soul. Faithful to one extremely LUCKY man. Shastina exudes passion, sexuality...men drop at her feet. Women are horribly intimidated by her strength and confidence and her sensuality. But she is loyal to those who EARN her respect.
"Grab your man, there's a Shastina coming our way!"
Shastina by burning candle February 4, 2010

Shiestiness 

Verb. Mental : Someone performing shiestiness is basically someone being deceiving, manipulative; and more often than not end up usually having negative alternate intentions. (Characteristics include but are not limited to someone who will lie to your face and play games with your emotions and get off on doing things behind your back, will often easily burn bridges than face guilt.
Fuck them and their Shiestiness.
Shiestiness by Truthfuck March 2, 2017
Shastin is a smart, beautiful, spontaneous girl. Shastin's usually have a nice butt, particularly thicc. Shastins are relatively short. Shastin's often participate in athletic activities, and maintain good grades. Shastin will definitely impress your mother.
My mother fell in love with Shastin as easily as i did.
Shastin by Shastvvn July 16, 2018

Shastinated 

When a girl is lying on the bed and a man is on top with his back to her face having a pull. He then leans over blows his load on her twat and lets rip with some explosive diarrhea at the same time to splatter all over her face.
Andrew was getting his rocks off with Carol and then he leaned forward and shastinated her.
Shastinated by # 6 Blanka February 12, 2009

shalsting a douglas 

To let out a perticularly nasty fart. It can also be shortened to dougie when it is only a small fart.
I just shalsted a douglas.

You've been shalsting a douglas alot these days.

Ooooh, I let off a few dougies there.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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