Shastin

Shastin is a smart, beautiful, spontaneous girl. Shastin's usually have a nice butt, particularly thicc. Shastins are relatively short. Shastin's often participate in athletic activities, and maintain good grades. Shastin will definitely impress your mother.

My mother fell in love with Shastin as easily as i did.

by Shastvvn July 16, 2018

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.

During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.

by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010

Shacting

The overblown acting style of William Shatner.

"Man, that actor is so over the top." "He's not acting, he's shacting."

by yellabell December 5, 2009

Shaqtin a fool

1) A tv segment aired on NBA on TNT where Shaquille O'Neil plays bloopers from that days' games. Name comes from adding the phrase "acting a fool" to Shaquille's nickname, Shaq

2) When someone messes up so bad the belong on Shaqtin a fool

Tom: I went up for a lay up and got the ball stuck between the rim and the backboard
Billy: Quit shaqtin a fool and learn how to play basketball

by I'm a narc March 24, 2016

Shartinate

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

Sastin

A Sastin is the type of guy that is a nerd, that looses his wallet a lot but has a sugar mummy that pays for it, that has a AWESOME kid and snores. Sastin is only mean to people when the people are not up to his expectations. Sastin plays Fortnite and nothing else he eats alot of food and can only be a good friend if you dont have tattoos, if you are slightly smart, bikeys and if you are not nice but not mean. Be careful about the Sastin because he is very strict.

Sastin: Hey you, over there!
Random guy: What do you want
Sastin: Huh! Are you a bikey, you $#@! @#$%@& @#$%^$!

by XTheFlame May 25, 2019