shabstinence

(1) doing everything possibly imaginable with the opposite sex, except for intercourse. (2) Having sex with a girl who has a twin, so in a sense you have shagged and also kept abstinence.

(Q) Hey man how far did you get with that girl last night.
(A) Lets just say I kept my shabstinence.

by Scott McGregor July 6, 2005

Stabstinence

The practice of not stabbing people.

- "Gahh I'm just going to stab my friend. He is being such a jerk!"

- "Man its the holidays! Practice stabstinence."

by Nanaek December 27, 2009

Substinence

A bed fully made of Male Semen. It may takes up to 5 years to create.

I ran home just to get some rest in my substinence.

by NxtgenCR7 May 29, 2020