Shactus

(noun) Alternate spelling of shaqtus.
Shaquille O'Neal

The Shactus knows how to play scrabble but cant shoot free throws for his life.

by The Rice April 22, 2009

sactus

When you don't have the balls to shave your balls completely (it's risky...), resulting in a prickly sack almost like a cactus.

Francesca yanked down Billy's pants, cupped his ballsack, and immediately pulled away after realizing her hand was pricked by his sactus.

by jakedawg55 December 14, 2014

Shaqtus

A large thorny plant indigenous to San Antonio, Texas. When cut open, it is known to emit water, awesome, and poor free throw skills.

There is a large shaqtus often observed casting a shadow of Kobe Bryant's career.

by J.R.F. December 9, 2008

Shacuse

To accuse someone with a vengeance. Usually added at the end of an accusation for comedic values.

"We all KNOW you took the cookie from the cookie jar. Shacuse!"

by Jack Schumacher October 8, 2004

Shaqtus

A member of the cacti family found in Los Angelos CA, Orlando FL, Boston MA, Phoenix AZ, Cleveland OH, and Miami FL.

Known for its unusual height and ability to break rock foundations.

I found another group of Shaqtus in Phoenix!

by Theoneoftheone December 16, 2011

shatus update

A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.

by spumoni April 22, 2010

Ball Sactus

When a male shaves his testicles and afterwards neglects to shave them for an extended amount of time resulting in hair growth that becomes prickly (much like a miniature bulbous cactus) and pokes the testicles or inner thighs constantly in a painful manner.

"Bruce thought he was going to have intercourse last weekend and shaved his testicles on Friday before going out for the evening. It's now Thursday and he told me that he hasn't shaved his nuts since last Friday, he must have a seriously irritated ball sactus."

by Joe CBone March 11, 2007