Shartused

When one of your Facebook friends sharts on your awesome status post, therefore making the status not awesome.

I just had the best FB status until my friend shartused me and made my status look retarded.

by coop4ku September 14, 2010

Scaroused

To be scared and aroused at the same time.

Matt was scaroused at the thought of a "thunder cunt".

by teh_pwnerer711 March 8, 2011

Scaroused

When your scared but also aroused.

I feel really scaroused when being crushed by someone’s thick thighs

by Starsly February 18, 2021

scaroused

To be scared and aroused on at the same time.

Gina: And then he almost punched me in the face, and I got a little scaroused.
Becky: ....I think there's something wrong with you.

by Fridaysarelegday February 19, 2014

sharted

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

by emma January 17, 2004

Scaroused

The saying or act of something the slightly scared the hell out of you but also excites your naughty bits

Vallee scaroused me today when she was yelling with a knife in her hands.

by Josallee November 23, 2021

sharted

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

by Durferer June 14, 2014