Shartused 

When one of your Facebook friends sharts on your awesome status post, therefore making the status not awesome.

I just had the best FB status until my friend shartused me and made my status look retarded.

Shartused by coop4ku September 14, 2010

Scaroused 

To be scared and aroused at the same time.

Matt was scaroused at the thought of a "thunder cunt".

Scaroused by teh_pwnerer711 March 8, 2011

Scaroused 

When your scared but also aroused.

I feel really scaroused when being crushed by someone’s thick thighs

Scaroused by Starsly February 18, 2021

scaroused 

To be scared and aroused on at the same time.

Gina: And then he almost punched me in the face, and I got a little scaroused.
Becky: ....I think there's something wrong with you.

scaroused by Fridaysarelegday February 19, 2014

sharted 

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

sharted by emma January 17, 2004

Scaroused 

The saying or act of something the slightly scared the hell out of you but also excites your naughty bits

Vallee scaroused me today when she was yelling with a knife in her hands.

Scaroused by Josallee November 23, 2021

sharted 

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

sharted by Durferer June 14, 2014