Shachtus 

A giant cactus shaped person.

He looks like a giant cactus shaped person.

Yeah classic Shachtus..

Shachtus by Jaxer September 23, 2011

Shactus 

(noun) Alternate spelling of shaqtus.
Shaquille O'Neal

The Shactus knows how to play scrabble but cant shoot free throws for his life.

Shactus by The Rice April 22, 2009