shartuse

You that anti-fly; Player Hater

Man you looking like a damn Shartuse.

by Riff Raff Connsultant March 15, 2015

Shartuke

When one accidentally sharts and pukes simultaneously

I ate a Taco Bell burrito and shartuked all over the floor

by PedroAstacio January 7, 2012

shartulence

Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).

All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.

by JeffroMidas September 7, 2013

Shartruse

When someone thinks they must far, but accidentally do so with such force that it leaves a chartreuse color paste in their underwear, a mixture of blood and diarrhea.

A shit, I made shartruse.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Shartused

When one of your Facebook friends sharts on your awesome status post, therefore making the status not awesome.

I just had the best FB status until my friend shartused me and made my status look retarded.

by coop4ku September 14, 2010

sharuse

A boy that is not a very god person and is lacking intellect.Most people dislike him and people are friends with him because they are either being tortured at home or being help hostage.

e.g. Hey look it’s a Sharuse.We best get away from that idiot

by anonymous October 22, 2020

Shartruse

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.

Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.

by The BS Express January 11, 2022