Shabatted

(v) The act of being caught off-guard as the modern world as you know it comes to a grinding halt, where everything you care about (hot food, cappuccinos, normal store hours and direct elevators) no longer exist.

Gentile: Excuse me, may I please have a cappuccino?
Jew: Sorry, its Shabbat, I can't push the button.
Gentile: Man! That's the third time I've been Shabatted today!

by Sababba October 3, 2010

Shabaited

Where you think your watching a normal video but then the song “Okie Dokie” by The Stupendium starts playing

“Hey shane watch this video” “oh ok I will”
“Haha get shabaited”

by ,Joe mama October 24, 2019

Shawasted

So drunk you dont even know how to put it into real words.

We were so shawasted lastnight. I dont remeber anythingg!

by Knowittxx June 20, 2009

shawasted

To be completely wasted, drunk, crunk, inebriated, shloshed, shit-faced, etc. Usually a playful term used by a highly intoxicated individual to fellow drunken friends.

"Let's get shawasted!"

Dude, I was shawasted last night.

by Kolo July 18, 2006

Shabanter

Synonym of banter.

Is used to describe a significant failure to be witty and/or abusive in conversation between friends.

One person is subject to "banter" which, if performed in poor taste or executed badly will result in the "banter" being defined as "Shabanter".

"Mate did you bang with that girl?"

"No"

"Ah thats such shabanter"

by tStu February 16, 2012

Shlatted

When you are drunk and vibing.

I had too many drinks I’m so shlatted right now.

by jclo10 March 3, 2021

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006