Sexxident

When you accidentally break a perfectly good IKEA bed by exceeding the safe number of simultaneous bedroom partners recommended by the manufacturer.

As the slats under bed gave way on both sides of the California King bed in a Sexxident, the boys screamed as they piled into the newly opened chasm in the middle.

Sexxident by ilacevoli July 14, 2026

sexident

An accident that occurs during some type of sex act. For example, skinning one's knee on a car door while having mad passionate car sex.

"I can't believe I had another sexident!"

sexident by Shanda Lear March 21, 2004

sexvidence 

The evidence left after having sex. Any evidences that sexual activity took place.

I came home and immediately washed my underwear and took a shower in order to destroy any potential sexvidence my wife might find.

sexvidence by Marak October 2, 2016

Sexident

An unplanned sexual encounter with your ex.

Dan just came over to get the rest of his stuff and before I knew what was going on a sexident had occurred.

Sexident by whiskey_tango_foxtrot June 4, 2013

sexident

When you have sex that you didnt plan on having (like having sex while you're drunk)

*person one calls person two*
person 1: hey sorry i was a bit drunk last night
person 2: oh thats okay. it was just a sexident.

sexident by Natalie and Andria January 19, 2006

Sexident

An accident that happens that happens during sex that is gross or leads to an injury

I had a sexident, we fell of of the bed and she landed on my wrist and it broke

Sexident by Heyitsj000 March 22, 2019

sexadent 

sexual accidents

pushing too hard can end in a sexadent

sexadent by bumnut September 29, 2010