Select Streaks

Written on the bottom of a Snapchat on a raunchy picture that you only want to send to some people you're chill with and know you well.

High as a kite rn (select streaks)

by Heyitsj000 June 03, 2020

The Joe Rogan Experience

A very popular internet podcast hosted by the man of many trades, Joe Rogan. He has over 1,300 episodes of his podcast that can run for hours. His guests can be anyone from a well respected psychologist, to a comedian who can make a mean poop joke. Your grades might be effected from watching too many clips from the show, but what you'll learn is more applicable in the real world.

My favorite podcast by far is The Joe Rogan Experience

by Heyitsj000 November 20, 2019

safe lie

A lie that is easy to tell and will not be held against you in the future

The teacher asked me if I was the person who wrote on the wall in the bathroom. I said I did not even though I did. It was a safe lie because she could not prove it was me

by Heyitsj000 July 08, 2019

a hundred on ten

To exaggerate a real life story

I do admit that I put a hundred on ten when I was telling that story about the raccoon in my attic.

by Heyitsj000 April 07, 2019

Neutral Statement

A statement that is free of bias or personal opinion

The bathroom smells is a Neutral Statement

by Heyitsj000 April 27, 2019

Action Figure

A doll that’s marcketed towards boys

An action figure is a doll, fucking get over it sexist 8 year olds.

by Heyitsj000 May 06, 2019

Sheepish

To rely on the thoughts and actions of others in order to form thoughts of one’s own.

It was very sheepish to not stand up for him because no one else was.

by Heyitsj000 November 23, 2020