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A very popular internet podcast hosted by the man of many trades, Joe Rogan. He has over 1,300 episodes of his podcast that can run for hours. His guests can be anyone from a well respected psychologist, to a comedian who can make a mean poop joke. Your grades might be effected from watching too many clips from the show, but what you'll learn is more applicable in the real world.
My favorite podcast by far is The Joe Rogan Experience
by Heyitsj000 November 20, 2019
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Written on the bottom of a Snapchat on a raunchy picture that you only want to send to some people you're chill with and know you well.
by Heyitsj000 June 03, 2020
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An accident that happens that happens during sex that is gross or leads to an injury
I had a sexident, we fell of of the bed and she landed on my wrist and it broke
by Heyitsj000 March 22, 2019
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A lie that is easy to tell and will not be held against you in the future
The teacher asked me if I was the person who wrote on the wall in the bathroom. I said I did not even though I did. It was a safe lie because she could not prove it was me
by Heyitsj000 July 08, 2019
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(Originally an Icelantic term) used for multiple girls who slept with the same person
Girl #1 “Look at this boy that I did it with last night, isn’t he cute?”
Girl #2 “Oh my God, I slept with him too! That means we’re stomach sisters!”
Girl #1 “What does that mean!”
Girl #2 “That means that we’ve slept with the same person!”
by Heyitsj000 April 18, 2019
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