Sexcident

This is when you have some sort of accident or injury during a sexual encounter.

Last night I broke my nose in a sexcident when I tried to change positions.

by tiva23 March 27, 2013

Sexcident

The action that results in the sex stopping and immediate application of first aid.

I totally tore my sack in this wicked sexcident.

So I was going at her with this canine dildo when we had a sexcident and suddenly there was blood everywhere.

by Ludaphisk August 5, 2012

sexident

An accident that occurs during some type of sex act. For example, skinning one's knee on a car door while having mad passionate car sex.

"I can't believe I had another sexident!"

by Shanda Lear March 21, 2004

sexvidence

The evidence left after having sex. Any evidences that sexual activity took place.

I came home and immediately washed my underwear and took a shower in order to destroy any potential sexvidence my wife might find.

by Marak October 2, 2016

sexcentricity

Synonymous with perversion, a more polite way to highlight an unusual sexual trait or habit of an individual.

Being spanked is John's sexcentricity.

Nikki's infatuation with speaking Klingon during coitus is just one of her many sexcentricities.

by JH - tennousei April 8, 2011

saccident

Accidentally glimpsing a drag queen's scrotum. Can also be used when a man cuts himself while shaving his balls or when he's freeballing and gets his nuts caught in his zipper.

Kathleen: OMG, Did you see Dixie Longate last night at Manhole?

Chad: Did I ever! She was on the floor doing high kicks and I saw her gonads.

Kathleen: Sounds like she had a saccident!

by The Benigma January 2, 2009

Sexident

An unplanned sexual encounter with your ex.

Dan just came over to get the rest of his stuff and before I knew what was going on a sexident had occurred.

by whiskey_tango_foxtrot June 4, 2013