Sexident

An unplanned sexual encounter with your ex.

Dan just came over to get the rest of his stuff and before I knew what was going on a sexident had occurred.

by whiskey_tango_foxtrot June 4, 2013

Sexident

An accident that happens that happens during sex that is gross or leads to an injury

I had a sexident, we fell of of the bed and she landed on my wrist and it broke

by Heyitsj000 March 22, 2019

Sexident

Noun. An act of sexual intercourse that resulted in a baby that was unintentional.

"Mom, Dad...was I a sexident?"

by TenDeis January 7, 2009

Sexident

a sexual accident

something bad that occurs during a sexual act

I was giving head to this older at a party and he spooged in my eye! It was a total sexident.

by jdholguin April 18, 2008

sexident

An accident that occurs during some type of sex act. For example, skinning one's knee on a car door while having mad passionate car sex.

"I can't believe I had another sexident!"

by Shanda Lear March 21, 2004

sexident

When you have sex that you didnt plan on having (like having sex while you're drunk)

*person one calls person two*
person 1: hey sorry i was a bit drunk last night
person 2: oh thats okay. it was just a sexident.

by Natalie and Andria January 19, 2006

sexident

conjunction of sexy and accident; a sexy accident; an accident done in a sexy manner; an accident leading to sex.

She tripped, fell and landed on his penis. It was later described as a crazy sexident.

by Eric Antony Maldonado April 29, 2007