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Sexidence 

A night full of super sexy bad decisions; usually after being intoxicated at a big party, rave, or festival.
That rager last night was such a sexidence
Sexidence by egyptiangirl42 May 30, 2019
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An accident that occurs during some type of sex act. For example, skinning one's knee on a car door while having mad passionate car sex.
"I can't believe I had another sexident!"
sexident by Shanda Lear March 21, 2004

sexvidence 

The evidence left after having sex. Any evidences that sexual activity took place.
I came home and immediately washed my underwear and took a shower in order to destroy any potential sexvidence my wife might find.
sexvidence by Marak October 2, 2016
An unplanned sexual encounter with your ex.
Dan just came over to get the rest of his stuff and before I knew what was going on a sexident had occurred.
When you have sex that you didnt plan on having (like having sex while you're drunk)
*person one calls person two*
person 1: hey sorry i was a bit drunk last night
person 2: oh thats okay. it was just a sexident.
sexident by Natalie and Andria January 19, 2006

Selfidence 

When you're a bit to lazy/high to say "Self Confidence" and you say "Selfidence."
Joey - "Man, I feel like I don't matter anymore."

Ana - "You just need some more Selfidence!"
Selfidence by BlueJay Gin March 10, 2018
An accident that happens that happens during sex that is gross or leads to an injury
I had a sexident, we fell of of the bed and she landed on my wrist and it broke
Sexident by Heyitsj000 March 22, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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