That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.
"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?
by Quills13 March 7, 2014
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The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.
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The feeling of frustration one gets when they are texting someone and the other person doesn't reply fast enough. Often occurs after more than five to ten minutes of waiting for their reply
Common situation of textration:
(Over text)
Guy: "Hey whats up?"
Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"
Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"
Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"
Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"
(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)
(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."
10 more minutes
Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."
(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"
(Over text)
Guy: "Hey whats up?"
Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"
Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"
Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"
Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"
(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)
(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."
10 more minutes
Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."
(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"
by jackjack8563 February 19, 2010
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I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.
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