textardation 

That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.

"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?

textardation by Quills13 March 7, 2014

Sextardation 

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.

Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.

Sextardation by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009

Textration 

The feeling of frustration one gets when they are texting someone and the other person doesn't reply fast enough. Often occurs after more than five to ten minutes of waiting for their reply

Common situation of textration:

(Over text)

Guy: "Hey whats up?"

Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"

Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"

Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"

Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"

(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)

(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."

10 more minutes

Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."

(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"

Textration by jackjack8563 February 19, 2010

textersation 

When you and a friend are having a conversation by means of text messaging.

Man, I was right in the middle of my textersation with T-Bone when my mom told me to take out the garbage!

textersation by Lorenzo Inda Benzo November 7, 2005

Texturbation 

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.

Texturbation by Noshedint March 15, 2018

Tretardation 

The diagnosis of being tretarded; a twit; someone who tries too hard.

That Peter sure has tretardation!

Tretardation by Vodevil_666 September 17, 2018

texterbation 

excessive text messaging with reference to sexual activity

I like texterbation with you baby

texterbation by diana gibson July 19, 2004