That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.
"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?
by Quills13 February 27, 2014
While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......
by Quills13 August 09, 2013
An orthopaedist who is an absolute ass and moron when it comes to dealing with his patients questions and worries.
"All i did was ask a question", whined Lance
"Yeah and he shot you down with that I-am-all-knowing attitude...what an orthopedick!" replied Janet
"Yeah and he shot you down with that I-am-all-knowing attitude...what an orthopedick!" replied Janet
by Quills13 January 04, 2012
An evil wicked boss with sharp teeth and claws who likes to Shred it's employees or devour them whole.
Lance is such a tyrantosaurus He completely made Janet cry just because there was no paper in the copy machine.
by Quills13 January 02, 2012
A multicultural, completely made up holiday celebration to appease politically correct nazis who demand we water down everything to fit into a generic mold of mediocrity, sucking the meaning out of everything and neutering our individuality.
"Merry Christmas!" shouted Abe
"Happy Chanukah! replied Salvatore
"No, No...Happy Christmachanukwanzicus!" insisted Libby the Liberal
"Oh shut the fuck up !" retorted Abe and Sal.
"Happy Chanukah! replied Salvatore
"No, No...Happy Christmachanukwanzicus!" insisted Libby the Liberal
"Oh shut the fuck up !" retorted Abe and Sal.
by Quills13 January 02, 2012
An orthopaedic surgeon who happens to also be an idiot, despite both the excellent training and higher than average IQ.
I'm glad that the Knee Guru replaced my knee, but he is a total knee jerk when it comes to bed-side manner.
by Quills13 January 23, 2011
Someone who does not possess the necessary skills to use any of Apple's easy to use technological devices....
"Hey how do I use this Ipad, Ipod, Mac?" Geo asked.......
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.
by Quills13 August 09, 2013