10 definitions by Quills13
An orthopaedic surgeon who happens to also be an idiot, despite both the excellent training and higher than average IQ.
I'm glad that the Knee Guru replaced my knee, but he is a total knee jerk when it comes to bed-side manner.
by Quills13 January 23, 2011
An orthopaedist who is an absolute ass and moron when it comes to dealing with his patients questions and worries.
"All i did was ask a question", whined Lance
"Yeah and he shot you down with that I-am-all-knowing attitude...what an orthopedick!" replied Janet
"Yeah and he shot you down with that I-am-all-knowing attitude...what an orthopedick!" replied Janet
by Quills13 January 4, 2012
That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.
"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?
by Quills13 February 27, 2014
by Quills13 December 19, 2010
Someone who does not possess the necessary skills to use any of Apple's easy to use technological devices....
"Hey how do I use this Ipad, Ipod, Mac?" Geo asked.......
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.
by Quills13 August 9, 2013
While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......
by Quills13 August 9, 2013
An evil wicked boss with sharp teeth and claws who likes to Shred it's employees or devour them whole.
Lance is such a tyrantosaurus He completely made Janet cry just because there was no paper in the copy machine.
by Quills13 January 2, 2012