Quills13's definitions

Schomit

The act of shitting and vomiting at the same time on the Sabbath.

George: "oi Moishe, the gefilte fish must have been bad....I'm gonna Schomit!"
Moishe: "oi George, lemme hold your yarmulke...you don't want to get it dirty"

by Quills13 October 1, 2016

textardation

That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.

"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?

by Quills13 March 7, 2014

I-tard

Someone who does not possess the necessary skills to use any of Apple's easy to use technological devices....

"Hey how do I use this Ipad, Ipod, Mac?" Geo asked.......
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.

by Quills13 September 7, 2013

pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....

While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......

by Quills13 September 7, 2013

orthopedick

An orthopaedist who is an absolute ass and moron when it comes to dealing with his patients questions and worries.

"All i did was ask a question", whined Lance
"Yeah and he shot you down with that I-am-all-knowing attitude...what an orthopedick!" replied Janet

by Quills13 January 22, 2012

Tyrantosaurus

An evil wicked boss with sharp teeth and claws who likes to Shred it's employees or devour them whole.

Lance is such a tyrantosaurus He completely made Janet cry just because there was no paper in the copy machine.

by Quills13 January 2, 2012

Christmachanukwanzicus

A multicultural, completely made up holiday celebration to appease politically correct nazis who demand we water down everything to fit into a generic mold of mediocrity, sucking the meaning out of everything and neutering our individuality.

"Merry Christmas!" shouted Abe

"Happy Chanukah! replied Salvatore
"No, No...Happy Christmachanukwanzicus!" insisted Libby the Liberal
"Oh shut the fuck up !" retorted Abe and Sal.

by Quills13 January 2, 2012