Quills13's definitions

knee jerk

An orthopaedic surgeon who happens to also be an idiot, despite both the excellent training and higher than average IQ.

I'm glad that the Knee Guru replaced my knee, but he is a total knee jerk when it comes to bed-side manner.

by Quills13 January 23, 2011

ass-fiasco

After having an assplosion or giving birth to a huge turd baby, you reach round to wipe yourself, but find there is not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up the mess which seems to have traveled EVERYWHERE and you are stranded for what seems to be eternity in the 13th ring of hell trying to clean up, but your efforts are fruitless and you have to shower.

I had an ass-fiasco on my hands........literally......

by Quills13 December 17, 2010

snatch-snack

when a man wraps a yodel around his ding-dong and jams it in a woman's twinkie

"i'm a little hungry, honey, could you get me a little snatch-snack?", said her vagina.

by Quills13 December 20, 2010

textardation

That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.

"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?

by Quills13 March 7, 2014

Schomit

The act of shitting and vomiting at the same time on the Sabbath.

George: "oi Moishe, the gefilte fish must have been bad....I'm gonna Schomit!"
Moishe: "oi George, lemme hold your yarmulke...you don't want to get it dirty"

by Quills13 October 1, 2016

I-tard

Someone who does not possess the necessary skills to use any of Apple's easy to use technological devices....

"Hey how do I use this Ipad, Ipod, Mac?" Geo asked.......
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.

by Quills13 September 7, 2013

pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....

While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......

by Quills13 September 7, 2013