by Sexrez December 28, 2007
Get the Sexrez mug.n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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Sexrez • Sexrets • sexretary • sehrezeh • sereza • Serezedian • Sexregation • sexregly • sexretive • sexretly
When boys and girls or men and women are split up and have to sit or interact with the same sex only.
by BOHNBOMB September 29, 2010
Get the Sexregation mug.Hey billy, i was with this girl Ola last night and we did some pretty crazy stuff. Ill tell you about it, but you have to promise to keep it a sexret because this shit is crazy.
by Richard LaVoice March 8, 2011
Get the sexret mug.person1: what did you do on valentines day? you are very secretive.
person2: I am only sexretive, went out for dinner with a girl.
person2: I am only sexretive, went out for dinner with a girl.
by abdsea February 16, 2009
Get the sexretive mug.Someone that is at the highest level of the king of sex. Or also can be used as a term for horrible sex offender. Spell it backwards.
by Dragónverde September 24, 2018
Get the Sexrex mug.A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.
John: Are you working late again tonight?
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
by Coach P July 13, 2006
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