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sexess pest
sexess pest by 10coni June 5, 2011
sexless innkeeper
The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009
Sexcessory
Something that someone wears in daily life that every one else can imagine they don't take off even for sex.
Sexcessory by DirtyDiggins March 30, 2012
Sexcessful1
Someone who is sexually appealing and attractive that achieves or accomplished a desirable aim or purpose.
Sexcessful1 by SEXCESSFUL1 July 29, 2015
secessionist
A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.
secessionist by Scotty13 August 9, 2015
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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