sexessary

A Necessary Fuck. One that is required either arising out of circumstances beyond the control of the participants or due to an extreme sexual attraction that can only be settled with a good toss in the sack.

Etymology>>> Sex ( the act of penetration) + essary (required or obligatd)

This girl is so hot, its about to get sexessary.

sexessary by Truth is not an ideal, either September 22, 2011

Sexcessory 

Something that someone wears in daily life that every one else can imagine they don't take off even for sex.

She wears that scarf all the time, it's obviously her sexcessory.

Sexcessory by DirtyDiggins March 30, 2012

sexetary

a woman who is employed as a secretary solely for the purpose of her employer banging her whenever and wherever he feels like it. May be construed as a chauvinistic interpretation of this once noble job (secretary; sorry ladies) in the days when e-mail and bosses who could type similarly did not exist. Modern examples of a sexetary may as well be any of the hot office women/slaves as portrayed on AMC's popular series "Mad Men."

Hey man, last night I just had to bang my sexetary silly against the file cabinet, and then on my desk.

And if you get hired here, we promise lots of options from which to select a suitable sexetary.

That girl may be dressed up like a desperate housewife for Halloween, but all I can think of is doing her as if she were my sexetary.

sexetary by Barnacle Bill November 1, 2009

Sexetary

1. A very attractive secretary/receptionist that one would like to have sexual relations with.

2. A secretary/receptionist that one has had sexual relations with.

Employee 1: Who's the new girl?
Employee 2: That's the boss' new sexetary.

Monica was Bill Clinton's sexetary.

Sexetary by Cackus December 31, 2007

sexversary 

the anniversary of the day you had sex. most easily observed once pregnancy begins; in this sense, also known as conception day.

"happy sexversary, friend with benefits!"

"wow, amy and tom! happy sexversary, and welcome to the third trimester."

sexversary by janice jim July 13, 2009

Sexcessory 

Accessory used for sex

Tonights sexcessory is handcuffs.

Sexcessory by Instag8tor March 22, 2010

sexcisary 

Something needed to have sex.

"No way bro, if your gonna bang her a condom is sexcisary"

sexcisary by jeramielovestodostupidstuff February 26, 2009