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endeavors.husband 

The epitome of outta pocket. This mf runs multiple collab arcs at a time about human waste products. It got so bad, this mf got banned till May 3rd 2021 đź’€
Did u see endeavors.husband got banned till May 3rd 2021?! Apparently he is doing a war arc when he gets back!

fatherless endeavors 

When some one partakes in an act that would not have even crossed their mind had there been a father to raise them
Emily got a train run on her by the football team because of a lack of father in her life. Thus she has enacted fatherless endeavors

Future Endeavors 

A euphemistic corporate term used in farewell emails, most notably to indicate to the entire company someone's ass got fired.
Please be advised that as of last Friday, Bill is no longer employed by the company. We would like to thank Bill for his contributions to the organization over the past 5 years and wish him well in his "future endeavors".
Future Endeavors by ITALUS February 22, 2013

Future endeavors 

What you do as a career after you get fired from a job.
WWE would like to wish the entire roster the best in its future endeavors.
Future endeavors by NiGHTS October 9, 2005

Manly Endeavors 

A high school class devised to test the strength, willpower and fortitude of a man. This is achieved by students individually completing several tasks that, once completed, prove the student in question to be incredibly courageous, awesome, and in all likelihood, criminally insane.
Events include:
Bear-Hugging a Bear
Running upstream in a waist-high river in full medieval body armor
Catching a bullet in your teeth
Climbing up a rock face with no gear except the two handed broadsword which is permitted for fighting carnivorous mountain goats
Killing yaks with nothing but your mind
Killing yaks with your shadow
Kayaking across the Pacific ocean
Convincing a female yeti to have dinner with you in Paris (and later convincing the TSA to let an abominable snowman on a plane)

Other events exist, but not publicly.

Warning!: Failure to complete some tasks perfectly may in severe injury or death.
Samuel: So what elective are you taking this year, bro?

Kumar: Manly Endeavors. All the way.

Samuel: You are fuckin' insane! More people die in that class than in the French Army!

Kumar: That's the French Army's fault not ours...

Endeavor 

I thought it was illegal to burn endeavor.
Endeavor by todoroki. May 6, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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