sex life

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"Sex Life" is a term used to describe the occurances and nature of one's sexual practices. For example, if someone spends their weekends endulging in frenzies of sexual euphoria they have an 'active' sex life whereas someone who stays home doing puzzles with their grandma has a 'drab sack sex life'

Gabby: "I'm used to having a pretty active sex life"
Hank: "Me too. Let's get it on!"

sex life by SmellanieForchins March 6, 2010

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Toby's sex life

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It doesn't exist.

Stop using the Toby's sex life card in CAH.

Toby's sex life by The_Only_Richboy January 13, 2018

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Your sex life

A bottle of lube, a sock, and hentai

How is your sex life? Pretty good the hentai is good

Your sex life by Immaproudpoptart August 12, 2017

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theater kid sex life

Some kinky ass shit. Somehow they all like to get down and dirty with each other. Notorious for extremely long, intimate relationships. Eventual get bored of sex so they resort to extreme methods to get their fix.

That theater kid sex life is nuts right? They bang on the daily and never seem to get bored until they do and when they do...

theater kid sex life by frostytip69 October 31, 2017

My sex life

Beating yo dick to hentai

Dude what's my sex life? Hentai

My sex life by Immaproudpoptart August 12, 2017

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rampant sex life

Sex but like.... ALOT, and very aggressive.

Jason: BRO JARED MY RAMPANT SEX LIFE IS GOING CRAZY!!!
Jared: I have gonorrhea jason...

rampant sex life by Big meat daddy December 25, 2018

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Joeys sex life 101

A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it

“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”

Joeys sex life 101 by Homob499 February 1, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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