Seltz

When you have sex with a pregnant lady as you're giving birth so you can feel the kid.

Excuse me doc, can you step to the side so I can seltz? I'm really horny

Seltz by goatedsean March 31, 2024

Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water 

A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?

Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water

Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!

Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!

Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude

Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*

Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that

Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho

Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water by Seltzerwaterchugs December 17, 2013

selozar 

A Roblox Player in the story of the Alonetraveler Myth and was a guard once on Alonetraveler's Planet.
People used to know him has abused but hes true power came from him finding out he is part guardian.

Selozar is a criminal in some people's eyes.
Selozar was abused

selozar by RandomRobloxPlayer June 11, 2019

Seltzaholic

An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.

After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.

Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.

Seltzaholic by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009

Aaron Selzter 

One of Satan's workers who, along with partner Jason Friedberg, plans on destroying the world by creating so many terrible films that it causes everyone to lose their sense of humor, thrusting everyone into a constant state of being pissed off.

"God you are fucking stupid"

"Hey, at least I'm not Aaron Selzter"

Aaron Selzter by Nick Den October 20, 2008

Sextzoned 

When you totally embarrassed yourself sending unsolicited nudes and got rejected as fuck. Then you just want to disappear from the face of the earth.

Bro, I was trying to kick it with this hot chick until I got sextzoned! Sucks!

Sextzoned by whenimaqueen August 22, 2018

selfzing 

The act of owning oneself.

<septor> i'm going to go get a pizza
<septor> bye 37
<twentynine> have fun with that, thunderthighs
<anthill> oo dis
<septor> you're jealous that my man boobs are bigger than any woman boobs you'll ever see
<twentynine> and you're just jealous that i get more cock than you
<septor> selfzing!

selfzing by septor January 23, 2005