Sextzoned
When you totally embarrassed yourself sending unsolicited nudes and got rejected as fuck. Then you just want to disappear from the face of the earth.
Sextzoned by whenimaqueen August 22, 2018
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seenzoned
seenzoned by /|SmexyBeast|\ September 23, 2013
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(UK) For a person to be detained under the Mental Health Act 1983 against their will, admitted to hospital, and given treatment, if they are perceived to be a threat to themselves or others.
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Sextones
Another name for the Nu Metal Band by the name Deftones.
Reoccurring joke from the band's songs having sexual references and Tones.
Reoccurring joke from the band's songs having sexual references and Tones.
Sextones by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 30, 2020
Sexzoned
Female equivalent of being 'friendzoned', which is most commonly (90%+) associated with men, more precisely, loser simps, who don't know their value by chasing low value, materialist women who don't really want them and keep them as a second/third/fourth (usually eleventh) backup orbiter entertainer.
Being sexzoned, most commonly women (90%+), means being used indefinitely merely for the purpose of sexual relief by low value men, who put their entire existence investing solely into achieving sexual activity, by any underhanded method when needed, including perfecting the art of manipulation. They do not have the skill or comprehension to create lasting, meaningful relationship with another person.
Both such genders are brainwashed.
Differs from a high value men who possess competence, understand importance of seeking such a bond, differs from high value women who know how to carefully judge a person and find a partner as described.
Decent people do not have a sexzone or a friendzone, they politely reject the person they're not interested in and move on building a life with their loved one or finding a future loved one. Don't be a friendzoner/sexzoner.
I just defined both. You're welcome.
Being sexzoned, most commonly women (90%+), means being used indefinitely merely for the purpose of sexual relief by low value men, who put their entire existence investing solely into achieving sexual activity, by any underhanded method when needed, including perfecting the art of manipulation. They do not have the skill or comprehension to create lasting, meaningful relationship with another person.
Both such genders are brainwashed.
Differs from a high value men who possess competence, understand importance of seeking such a bond, differs from high value women who know how to carefully judge a person and find a partner as described.
Decent people do not have a sexzone or a friendzone, they politely reject the person they're not interested in and move on building a life with their loved one or finding a future loved one. Don't be a friendzoner/sexzoner.
I just defined both. You're welcome.
Woman A: All men are pigs, Josh's ignoring my DMs after I immediately had ONS w/ him after first impressions *surprised pikachu face*
Woman B: you got sexzoned, you go girl! *high fives and continues her 304 phase*
------------week later------------
Woman A: *has ONS again with Josh again then gets blocked* Josh blocked me and I cried...
Woman B: girl, dw, you got John, Peter and James waiting, yasss queen *has ONS with said Josh right after*
Woman B: you got sexzoned, you go girl! *high fives and continues her 304 phase*
------------week later------------
Woman A: *has ONS again with Josh again then gets blocked* Josh blocked me and I cried...
Woman B: girl, dw, you got John, Peter and James waiting, yasss queen *has ONS with said Josh right after*
C Sectioned A Mattress
A phrase which has no particular meaning. Commonly used as a meme.
The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.
The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).
The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.
The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).
The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
C Sectioned A Mattress by FAT KHUNT September 29, 2022
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