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Sextzoned 

When you totally embarrassed yourself sending unsolicited nudes and got rejected as fuck. Then you just want to disappear from the face of the earth.
Bro, I was trying to kick it with this hot chick until I got sextzoned! Sucks!
Sextzoned by whenimaqueen August 22, 2018
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seenzoned 

when you send someone a message and it says "seen" but they dont reply :'(
Terry: Hey =)
Hot Chick: hey.
Terry: What Doing =D
**seen**
Terry: seenzoned :'(
seenzoned by /|SmexyBeast|\ September 23, 2013
(UK) For a person to be detained under the Mental Health Act 1983 against their will, admitted to hospital, and given treatment, if they are perceived to be a threat to themselves or others.
She was sectioned after being found wandering on the North Circular. Again.
sectioned by R_at_Splat June 2, 2005
Another name for the Nu Metal Band by the name Deftones.
Reoccurring joke from the band's songs having sexual references and Tones.
"Oh yeah, 'Sextones' lol"
Sextones by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 30, 2020

Sexzoned 

Female equivalent of being 'friendzoned', which is most commonly (90%+) associated with men, more precisely, loser simps, who don't know their value by chasing low value, materialist women who don't really want them and keep them as a second/third/fourth (usually eleventh) backup orbiter entertainer.

Being sexzoned, most commonly women (90%+), means being used indefinitely merely for the purpose of sexual relief by low value men, who put their entire existence investing solely into achieving sexual activity, by any underhanded method when needed, including perfecting the art of manipulation. They do not have the skill or comprehension to create lasting, meaningful relationship with another person.
Both such genders are brainwashed.

Differs from a high value men who possess competence, understand importance of seeking such a bond, differs from high value women who know how to carefully judge a person and find a partner as described.

Decent people do not have a sexzone or a friendzone, they politely reject the person they're not interested in and move on building a life with their loved one or finding a future loved one. Don't be a friendzoner/sexzoner.

I just defined both. You're welcome.
Woman A: All men are pigs, Josh's ignoring my DMs after I immediately had ONS w/ him after first impressions *surprised pikachu face*

Woman B: you got sexzoned, you go girl! *high fives and continues her 304 phase*
------------week later------------
Woman A: *has ONS again with Josh again then gets blocked* Josh blocked me and I cried...
Woman B: girl, dw, you got John, Peter and James waiting, yasss queen *has ONS with said Josh right after*
Sexzoned by NiBer August 8, 2023

C Sectioned A Mattress 

A phrase which has no particular meaning. Commonly used as a meme.

The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.

The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).

The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
Person 1: “C Sectioned A Mattress

Person 2: “The fuck?”

Person 3: “Bro think he Fintan or Sheamus”
C Sectioned A Mattress by FAT KHUNT September 29, 2022

Sexzoned 

Sexzoned is when someone decides that you're good enough for sex but nothing else.

When you're in the sexzone it's sex or nothing.
Me: All he ever messages me about is sex, why?

Other: sorry hun sounds like you've been sexzoned 🤷 ♀️
Sexzoned by Sparklydragon December 14, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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