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Sextzoned 

When you totally embarrassed yourself sending unsolicited nudes and got rejected as fuck. Then you just want to disappear from the face of the earth.
Bro, I was trying to kick it with this hot chick until I got sextzoned! Sucks!
Sextzoned by whenimaqueen August 22, 2018
Words you can keep

seenzoned 

when you send someone a message and it says "seen" but they dont reply :'(
Terry: Hey =)
Hot Chick: hey.
Terry: What Doing =D
**seen**
Terry: seenzoned :'(
seenzoned by /|SmexyBeast|\ September 23, 2013
(UK) For a person to be detained under the Mental Health Act 1983 against their will, admitted to hospital, and given treatment, if they are perceived to be a threat to themselves or others.
She was sectioned after being found wandering on the North Circular. Again.
sectioned by R_at_Splat June 2, 2005
Another name for the Nu Metal Band by the name Deftones.
Reoccurring joke from the band's songs having sexual references and Tones.
"Oh yeah, 'Sextones' lol"
Sextones by Cool Man Gaming Tan April 30, 2020

Sexzoned 

Female equivalent of being 'friendzoned', which is most commonly (90%+) associated with men, more precisely, loser simps, who don't know their value by chasing low value, materialist women who don't really want them and keep them as a second/third/fourth (usually eleventh) backup orbiter entertainer.

Being sexzoned, most commonly women (90%+), means being used indefinitely merely for the purpose of sexual relief by low value men, who put their entire existence investing solely into achieving sexual activity, by any underhanded method when needed, including perfecting the art of manipulation. They do not have the skill or comprehension to create lasting, meaningful relationship with another person.
Both such genders are brainwashed.

Differs from a high value men who possess competence, understand importance of seeking such a bond, differs from high value women who know how to carefully judge a person and find a partner as described.

Decent people do not have a sexzone or a friendzone, they politely reject the person they're not interested in and move on building a life with their loved one or finding a future loved one. Don't be a friendzoner/sexzoner.

I just defined both. You're welcome.
Woman A: All men are pigs, Josh's ignoring my DMs after I immediately had ONS w/ him after first impressions *surprised pikachu face*

Woman B: you got sexzoned, you go girl! *high fives and continues her 304 phase*
------------week later------------
Woman A: *has ONS again with Josh again then gets blocked* Josh blocked me and I cried...
Woman B: girl, dw, you got John, Peter and James waiting, yasss queen *has ONS with said Josh right after*
Sexzoned by NiBer August 8, 2023

C Sectioned A Mattress 

A phrase which has no particular meaning. Commonly used as a meme.

The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.

The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).

The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
Person 1: “C Sectioned A Mattress

Person 2: “The fuck?”

Person 3: “Bro think he Fintan or Sheamus”
C Sectioned A Mattress by FAT KHUNT September 29, 2022

Sexzoned 

Sexzoned is when someone decides that you're good enough for sex but nothing else.

When you're in the sexzone it's sex or nothing.
Me: All he ever messages me about is sex, why?

Other: sorry hun sounds like you've been sexzoned 🤷 ♀️
Sexzoned by Sparklydragon December 14, 2020
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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