goatedsean's definitions

Seltz

When you have sex with a pregnant lady as you're giving birth so you can feel the kid.

Excuse me doc, can you step to the side so I can seltz? I'm really horny

by goatedsean March 31, 2024

Twerm

When you take a shit in a dog bowl and then mold the piece of shit into a vagina so you can fuck it.

Have you even started twermmaxxing yet? It's 2024!

by goatedsean March 31, 2024

Glott

When you put nail polish on your dick and then stick your dick in your own ass so you can shit out paintings.

I'm two days into college and I love to go glotting.

by goatedsean March 31, 2024