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owning face 

To dominate on an extreme level. Owning something on a whole new level
Damn man we were owning face in beer pong last night!
owning face by Face owner January 27, 2010

Owning someone 

To be better than someone in something like when someone wins a duel against another person the winner is owned the loser.
he's totally better than him.
Yeah he is totally owning him.
what it takes to owning someone?
you gotta be better than them.
Owning someone by Van2r September 30, 2018

owning shit 

1. To go into an environment and be the highest-value person in the room. This term does not just apply to small social settings but is limitless in scale and magnitude.

2. To have complete power over an environment, especially in social settings.

Owning shit is often not easy and often causes animosity from people who are not currently owning shit; however, you know you truly own shit when those same people cannot help but like you.
Michael Jordan owned shit on the basketball court.

Brad Pitt can walk into just about any room full of women and own shit.

Alpha Males are respected because they are owning shit.
owning shit by sammee m January 19, 2010

owning spree 

to be owning consecutively
1)
person 1: yo jamaal i see you with a different girl everytime

person 2: your owning spree aint gonna last jamaal

2)
person 1: i just got 4 different digits right now, u see that?

person 2: ya ya, i saw your owning spree
owning spree by Razmatazz February 14, 2005

Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)
John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.

Owning Vandal 

Frequent preoccupation of #rpgfan's population; Easiest job available to #rpgfan regulars; State of life for some
Owning Vandal by Mark P. Tjan January 14, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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