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selfish shellfish 

A shellfish that won't share a thing
Hey Larry I just ripped off that dudes claw.....Yeah give me some, nope. You asshole you are a selfish shellfish....

Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.

Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.

Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.

Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
selfish shellfish by Looney Larry January 31, 2010

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it
I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies
selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014

Selfish Top 

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off
Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops
Selfish Top by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016

Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

Selfish bastard 

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.
Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!
Selfish bastard by BoS101 July 23, 2012
Having a total disregard for anyone but yourself and anyone else's feelings.
He never cared for her. He only used her to satisfy his selfish needs.
Selfish by GoldenV December 5, 2013