Selesctions 

Inventor: JiMa JhAvErI (Dr. Jio Jigital)
Method of invention: Typo
Meaning:
The horror of choosing your 9th grade subjects because if you choose the wrong one you can't change and you have to go down that career path and you're literally 14 and making career choices

have u made ur subject selesctions or whatever yet?

Selesctions by Jio Jigital Life April 14, 2022

dorito selection 

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.

Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.

dorito selection by Genomatic September 23, 2009

Psychedelic Selection 

The process whereby organisms better adapted to their environment tend to survive and consume more drugs. The theory of its actions are dependant on legality, location, physical health, lung capacity, experience and local hemp-life. It is now regarded as the main process that brings about the evolution of the sesh and the drugs/subspecies/strains involved.

(Firstly used to describe the psychedelic ecosystem, this definition has since changed to include Cannabis and all other drugs by proxy).

Due to the illegal and hostile nature of London's black market, many o' dealers import intoxicating substances as well as producing their own native drugs. This combined with it's high population makes the citizens of London a good example of psychedelic selection. (especially when involving predators such as the wild pig).

Psychedelic Selection by The Sesh Gremlinz August 20, 2018

Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.

I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.

Shot Selection by will bitten May 29, 2018

Natural-Selection 

A term for Darwin's theory, which is a nice way of saying, "that fucktard was too stupid to live anyway. At least he's out of the gene-pool now."

www.darwinawards.com

Natural-Selection by Fatass February 12, 2003

Natural Selection 

Survival of the fittest - not necessarily due to natural causes.

Did you hear about the person who misinterpreted the "stand behind yellow lines" sign at train station? they were killed by train. Classic case of natural selection"

Natural Selection by kphantom September 23, 2013

sexections 

parts of male or female reproductive organs. Like parts of a womans vagina. for example...

p1 - "hey man, how were her sexections last night, eh?"
p2 - "pretty damn good actually"

sexections by chubbbaaa February 23, 2010