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e-sclusive 

A cyber relationship between two equally pathetic losers who met in a cyber chat room and despite living hundreds or thousands of miles apart and having never met in person, have vowed to remain cyber faithful - forsaking all other chat requests.
Buddy: "Hey Stan, how's your girl from the Philippines, Three_Cox_in_Me, doing?"

Lonely_But_Rich: "She's so sweet. She's really into me. In fact, we're in a totally e-sclusive relationship now since I sent her that $10K to go on the cruise with her cousin, Enrico."
e-sclusive by orientxp June 23, 2010

Reclusive 

A recluse is someone in isolation who hides away from the attention of the public, a person who lives in solitude, i.e. seclusion from intercourse with the world.
"He’s really quiet and very reclusive.”
Reclusive by Rachel =D October 7, 2008

Reclusive homosexuality 

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.
Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.
A derivitive from seclusion.

N: 1. A small room, a hole, a corner. 2. a place were no many wander yander.
1. Putting an agitated person in a secluse free of stimulation may help them chill the fuck out.

2. He is hidden away all day up in his secluse.

3. Sometimes I wish we could lock the drunker roomate in a secluse so he never gets out.
Secluse by DUSTBURRY March 29, 2011

sexclusive 

Having sex with only one person, yet not dating them exclusively. The ability to date several people while having an understanding with one in particular that you are their only sex partner.
I couldn't have sex with Tito last night because Mike & I are sexclusive.
sexclusive by Happy Sperm October 11, 2006

Sexclusive 

The agreement between you and your FBuddy that you will only sleep with eachother.
Yeah we date other people, but Hook and I only sleep with each other - we're sexclusive. :)
Sexclusive by RikkiPG August 17, 2008